Posts Tagged ‘martial arts instruction’
Wham, crunch and whoosh! Plug the data directly into your brain, and now you can do any martial art better than Bruce! And you were under the impression that it only happened in the movies!
Of course, the mainframe hasn’t gone looking for Zion, yet, and we are not currently trapped in the matrix, so we’re going to have use other methods to accomplish the download. Let’s see, how about accupuncture to the phrenology, or maybe if you licked that USB port. Or, hmm, what’s this thing called Matrixing!
Everybody’s heard about Matrixing by now, and that people are using it to download whole martial arts into their skull, but how does it work? I mean, the mainframe really isn’t on line, so how do we do it? What’s the trick behind cranial downloads of the zip kind?
Logicis the source of this Matrixing thing. The martial arts have to be taken apart and put back together in some sort of logical pattern. Since the martial arts taught like a hyped up Chinese fire drill, this can be a difficult undertaking.
What you should understand, when taking your art apart for matrixing, is that the martial arts are taught by the slowest and most inefficient method of instruction on the planet, which is monkey see monkey do, which is. The techniques of the martial arts, you see, don’t have any relationship to one another, and are random strings of data, and it takes decades to memorize enough strings of data so that the whole thing can make sense. And when the mugger is at your door we all know that decades of instruction won’t cut it.
So to make the data stream you must take your basics and make lists of them, put them all in an order of simplest to most difficult order. The fact that the data is all mixed up isn’t going to help. It’s going to be necessary to work this concept over until we have a workable solution.
What we need is a method for separating the data and putting in order according to art. If we can do that, then we can not only resolve our individual art, but start to mix and match all the arts, and still retain sense of what it is all about. Really, it’s just a big software problem, which, unfortunately, hasn’t been done before.
So now you know some of the problems you need to handle if you wish to download the martial arts into your mind. The secret of learning the martial arts at vast speeds is to stream data, and not lose any due to confusion. And now you know the theory behind Matrixing, and downloading the martial arts in fast and usable fashion directly into your brain.
Wham, crunch and whoosh! Plug the data directly into your brain, and now you can do any martial art better than Bruce! And you were under the impression that it only happened in the movies!
Of course, since we don’t have the mainframe on line, and are not currently, cross your fingers, trapped in a matrix, we have to use other methods to accomplish the download. Let’s see, how about a magic potion, or maybe if you put the end of that firewire under your tongue. That didn’t seem to work, so let’s try this thing called Matrixing!
Most everybody know about Matrixing by now, and it seems liek everybody is using it to implant whole martial arts into their minds, but what’s the trick here? I mean, the mainframe really isn’t up and runninng line, so what’s the skinny on it all? how do we accomplish cranial downloads of the zip kind?
Logicis the source of this Matrixing thing. The martial arts have to be taken apart and put back together in some sort of logical pattern. Since the martial arts taught like a hyped up Chinese fire drill, this can be a difficult undertaking.
What you should understand, when taking your art apart for matrixing, is that the martial arts are taught by the slowest and most inefficient method of instruction on the planet, which is monkey see monkey do, which is. The techniques of the martial arts, you see, don’t have any relationship to one another, and are random strings of data, and it takes decades to memorize enough strings of data so that the whole thing can make sense. And when the mugger is at your door we all know that decades of instruction won’t cut it.
So, you make lists of your basics, put them all in order, simplest to most difficult, then the data is like a stream. Of course, the fact that the data is all mixed up, big, old conglomerations of multiple different arts all smushed together, doesn’t help. Obviously, we need a better solution.
What we need is a method for separating the data and putting in order according to art. If we can do that, then we can not only resolve our individual art, but start to mix and match all the arts, and still retain sense of what it is all about. Really, it’s just a big software problem, which, unfortunately, hasn’t been done before.
So, now you know what needs to be done if you wish to download data directly into your brain. To stream data, and not lose any due to confusion, that is the secret of learning the martial arts at vast speeds. And now you know the theory behind the Matrixing software that can download the martial arts, and a lot of other stuff besides, directly into your brain.
Zork, Pow and Shazaam! If you could download the martial arts into your brain like Neo, you would be better than Bruce! I hope you you don’t think that it only happens in the movies!
Of course, the mainframe hasn’t gone looking for Zion, yet, and we are not currently trapped in the matrix, so we’re going to have use other methods to accomplish the download. Let’s see, how about accupuncture to the phrenology, or maybe if you licked that USB port. Or, hmm, what’s this thing called Matrixing!
I know you’ve heard about Matrixing, and that it does allow people to download whole martial arts into their cranium, but what is the secret behind it? I mean, as I said, we don’t have the mainframe on line, so what’s the secret? How does this stuff work so fast?
Logicis the source of this Matrixing thing. The martial arts have to be taken apart and put back together in some sort of logical pattern. Since the martial arts taught like a hyped up Chinese fire drill, this can be a difficult undertaking.
What you should understand, when taking your art apart for matrixing, is that the martial arts are taught by the slowest and most inefficient method of instruction on the planet, which is monkey see monkey do, which is. The techniques of the martial arts, you see, don’t have any relationship to one another, and are random strings of data, and it takes decades to memorize enough strings of data so that the whole thing can make sense. And when the mugger is at your door we all know that decades of instruction won’t cut it.
So to make the data stream you must take your basics and make lists of them, put them all in an order of simplest to most difficult order. The fact that the data is all mixed up isn’t going to help. It’s going to be necessary to work this concept over until we have a workable solution.
What we need is a method for separating all the arts, not just the data of a single art, and then we can start to mix and match all the arts, and still retain sense of what it is all about. Although this hasn’t been done in the martial arts before,it’s still just a software problem, right?
So now you know some of the problems you need to handle if you wish to download the martial arts into your mind. The secret of learning the martial arts at vast speeds is to stream data, and not lose any due to confusion. And now you know the theory behind Matrixing, and downloading the martial arts in fast and usable fashion directly into your brain.
[I:http://anotherpeek.com/wp-content/uploads/AlCase10.jpg] Don’t ever try to eat anything that’s got bigger teeth than you. I know that’s not much when it comes to words of wisdom, but there is a certain undeniable truth here. Such as when a student starts to complain that he is tired.
“Al, I’m too tired to continue.” Observing the youngster I knew that he wasn’t really tired, he was just being a bit childish. The that he had chosen to do so right in the middle of my karate class was, however, a problem.
When my class is interrupted by one of these leaders of future society for such foolishness I always feel peculiarly irked. I am suddenly taken by the desire to pick up that large stick with a nail in it that I keep in the office of my school and…but I don’t. Instead, I relay the story of the tiger, which is quite well known in other societies, but not too well known in our own.
One day two monks were traveling through the jungle to distant temple. One monk was old and the other one was young. “I’m tired,” the younger whined, “can’t we stop?”
Let’s continue just a bit further,” said the older monk. The old monk started walking a little faster. He certainly didn’t want to hear the younger generation complain.
“I can’t go on. I’m too tired to walk. I’m stopping,” and the younger monk sat down at the side of the trail and began to fan himself.
“We’ll never get to the next temple if we stop and rest. Get on your feet now!” The older monk stared at the young man in exasperation.
“No way I can continue. I’m too exhausted to go on!” Fanning himself, the younger man refused to move.
The older monk, at that point, happened to see a tiger sleeping in the bamboo, and he picked up a rock and threw it at the tiger. The tiger jumped up and roared in rage and chased after the two monks. The monks sprinted down the trail like…well…like a tiger was chasing them.
The monks ran and ran and ran, and finally the tiger slowed down. When they were safely away the younger monk turned to the older monk. “Why’d you throw the rock at that tiger?”
The older monk chuckled, then began to laugh outright. “I thought you said you were too tired to walk?” The younger monk had no rejoinder in the face of such superior wisdom, and he began to laugh, too.
There is a moral after such a story as this. The monks were running for their lives. The tiger was only running for his dinner.
And here come my words of wisdom. Is every day like a run for your life? Or are you one of these fellows that believes everything has bigger teeth that you?
And the child in my class who complains about being tired? After I tell him the story about the tiger…if he still complains about being tired I get out the stick. And it really does a have a nail in it!
I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for checking out my site dedicated to health, weight loss and muscle building. I created this site to document my progress and to tell you what has worked best for me.