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Wham, crunch and whoosh! Plug the data directly into your brain, and now you can do any martial art better than Bruce! And you were under the impression that it only happened in the movies!

Of course, the mainframe hasn’t gone looking for Zion, yet, and we are not currently trapped in the matrix, so we’re going to have use other methods to accomplish the download. Let’s see, how about accupuncture to the phrenology, or maybe if you licked that USB port. Or, hmm, what’s this thing called Matrixing!

Everybody’s heard about Matrixing by now, and that people are using it to download whole martial arts into their skull, but how does it work? I mean, the mainframe really isn’t on line, so how do we do it? What’s the trick behind cranial downloads of the zip kind?

Logicis the source of this Matrixing thing. The martial arts have to be taken apart and put back together in some sort of logical pattern. Since the martial arts taught like a hyped up Chinese fire drill, this can be a difficult undertaking.

What you should understand, when taking your art apart for matrixing, is that the martial arts are taught by the slowest and most inefficient method of instruction on the planet, which is monkey see monkey do, which is. The techniques of the martial arts, you see, don’t have any relationship to one another, and are random strings of data, and it takes decades to memorize enough strings of data so that the whole thing can make sense. And when the mugger is at your door we all know that decades of instruction won’t cut it.

So to make the data stream you must take your basics and make lists of them, put them all in an order of simplest to most difficult order. The fact that the data is all mixed up isn’t going to help. It’s going to be necessary to work this concept over until we have a workable solution.

What we need is a method for separating the data and putting in order according to art. If we can do that, then we can not only resolve our individual art, but start to mix and match all the arts, and still retain sense of what it is all about. Really, it’s just a big software problem, which, unfortunately, hasn’t been done before.

So now you know some of the problems you need to handle if you wish to download the martial arts into your mind. The secret of learning the martial arts at vast speeds is to stream data, and not lose any due to confusion. And now you know the theory behind Matrixing, and downloading the martial arts in fast and usable fashion directly into your brain.

Wham, crunch and whoosh! Plug the data directly into your brain, and now you can do any martial art better than Bruce! And you were under the impression that it only happened in the movies!

Of course, since we don’t have the mainframe on line, and are not currently, cross your fingers, trapped in a matrix, we have to use other methods to accomplish the download. Let’s see, how about a magic potion, or maybe if you put the end of that firewire under your tongue. That didn’t seem to work, so let’s try this thing called Matrixing!

Most everybody know about Matrixing by now, and it seems liek everybody is using it to implant whole martial arts into their minds, but what’s the trick here? I mean, the mainframe really isn’t up and runninng line, so what’s the skinny on it all? how do we accomplish cranial downloads of the zip kind?

Logicis the source of this Matrixing thing. The martial arts have to be taken apart and put back together in some sort of logical pattern. Since the martial arts taught like a hyped up Chinese fire drill, this can be a difficult undertaking.

What you should understand, when taking your art apart for matrixing, is that the martial arts are taught by the slowest and most inefficient method of instruction on the planet, which is monkey see monkey do, which is. The techniques of the martial arts, you see, don’t have any relationship to one another, and are random strings of data, and it takes decades to memorize enough strings of data so that the whole thing can make sense. And when the mugger is at your door we all know that decades of instruction won’t cut it.

So, you make lists of your basics, put them all in order, simplest to most difficult, then the data is like a stream. Of course, the fact that the data is all mixed up, big, old conglomerations of multiple different arts all smushed together, doesn’t help. Obviously, we need a better solution.

What we need is a method for separating the data and putting in order according to art. If we can do that, then we can not only resolve our individual art, but start to mix and match all the arts, and still retain sense of what it is all about. Really, it’s just a big software problem, which, unfortunately, hasn’t been done before.

So, now you know what needs to be done if you wish to download data directly into your brain. To stream data, and not lose any due to confusion, that is the secret of learning the martial arts at vast speeds. And now you know the theory behind the Matrixing software that can download the martial arts, and a lot of other stuff besides, directly into your brain.

Zork, Pow and Shazaam! If you could download the martial arts into your brain like Neo, you would be better than Bruce! I hope you you don’t think that it only happens in the movies!

Of course, the mainframe hasn’t gone looking for Zion, yet, and we are not currently trapped in the matrix, so we’re going to have use other methods to accomplish the download. Let’s see, how about accupuncture to the phrenology, or maybe if you licked that USB port. Or, hmm, what’s this thing called Matrixing!

I know you’ve heard about Matrixing, and that it does allow people to download whole martial arts into their cranium, but what is the secret behind it? I mean, as I said, we don’t have the mainframe on line, so what’s the secret? How does this stuff work so fast?

Logicis the source of this Matrixing thing. The martial arts have to be taken apart and put back together in some sort of logical pattern. Since the martial arts taught like a hyped up Chinese fire drill, this can be a difficult undertaking.

What you should understand, when taking your art apart for matrixing, is that the martial arts are taught by the slowest and most inefficient method of instruction on the planet, which is monkey see monkey do, which is. The techniques of the martial arts, you see, don’t have any relationship to one another, and are random strings of data, and it takes decades to memorize enough strings of data so that the whole thing can make sense. And when the mugger is at your door we all know that decades of instruction won’t cut it.

So to make the data stream you must take your basics and make lists of them, put them all in an order of simplest to most difficult order. The fact that the data is all mixed up isn’t going to help. It’s going to be necessary to work this concept over until we have a workable solution.

What we need is a method for separating all the arts, not just the data of a single art, and then we can start to mix and match all the arts, and still retain sense of what it is all about. Although this hasn’t been done in the martial arts before,it’s still just a software problem, right?

So now you know some of the problems you need to handle if you wish to download the martial arts into your mind. The secret of learning the martial arts at vast speeds is to stream data, and not lose any due to confusion. And now you know the theory behind Matrixing, and downloading the martial arts in fast and usable fashion directly into your brain.

[I:http://anotherpeek.com/wp-content/uploads/AlCase7.jpg] There are three interesting definitions for the word crazy. One definition that is stated is mentally unbalanced. If I knew anybody that was mentally balanced I would have them tell me about this.

Another definition in the dictionary is…immoderately fond of something. I have been immoderately fond of the martial arts since Noah went skinny dipping. Don’t tell anybody, but I actually went to karate class on the night of my wedding!

And the third definition is one of the more interesting…extremely impractical. Try telling that one to the guy who makes out my paychecks! Or, if you want to get a little tearful, just look at our government.

So what the heck does crazy mean? Obviously, we could have a crazy argument concerning this. So let me give you a few samples and hone in on what, beyond all the words, it really is.

Crazy is sitting around talking about dismembering the human body. What normal, well balanced person would ever do that? Why, nobody, especially a guy in a karate class, would..uh, never mind.

Crazy is the motorcycle maniac who practiced the martial arts and who told me the purpose of a single finger strike to the eye is not merely to pop the eyeball but, by inserting the finger correctly, to angle the finger and pop out the eyeball. He said one is then supposed to chase the rolling eyeball across the floor and step on it in full view of the victim. I didn’t bother to ask him how a person without an eyeball could be considered to have a full view of things.

Crazy are the movies where the hero decides to kill himself and delivers a karate strike to his own body and expires. I mean, I understand committing seppuku (stomach cutting), as done by a failed samurai, but hitting yourself? This guy has added a new dimension to getting up on the wrong side of the bed.

My favorite example of crazy, however, is the fellow who came in to observe one of my classes. After class he came up to me and complimented me, but said he knew something that was a better than the karate I taught. I asked him what, and I expected him to pull out some kind of toy pistol…this was a while ago, now they pull out real pistols!

The fellow dropped down to his hands and knees and started barking like a rabid dog. Getting to his feet, the fellow told me that when he did that people thought he was crazy and didn’t mess with him. Now that I think about it, that’s about the sanest thing I ever heard!

The simple towel has got to be considered as one of the deadliest weapons in the martial arts. This weapon should be outlawed…it is that deadly. The deepest, darkest prison is where anybody caught with a towel should be thrown!

It is common knowledge that a towel moves at a fantastic speed. The end of a towel can move at faster than one hundred miles an hour when flicked by the capable hand. Split skin and huge welts are the result of the speeding tip of a towel!

There is one trick that make a towel even more deadly. By dipping the end of the towel into water one can cause even greater pain, and inflict even more damage! A towel tip dipped into water, you must understand, is going to have more weight, and more integrity when striking.

One other thing that you should cogitate over is the fact that a towel is hidden quite easily. It is actually concealed in plain view of any who would look! After all. why should a simple towel cause any fear?

And, speaking of this hidden factor, when are you most susceptible to attack? When you have no weapon! When you have a spear or sword, or even a simple knife in hand, people are much more loathe to attack you!

If you have just been for a swim, or popped out of the shower, that is the time when you are most unarmed, and nobody is going to be scared of you. Being unarmed is the time when muggers are going to most eager to seek you out. That is the time when the big, bad mugger is going to want to attack you!

When attacked wearing a towel, however, you wont need to scream in fear and search frantically for a weapon. All you have to do is let the towel drop to the floor, which (it is hoped) will give your attacker a shock of the severe kind. Then, you dance the dance and flick the flick., and the mugger will shortly be running for cover!

What is funny is that you think I have just been joking around. Miyamoto Musashi, possible the greatest swordsman who ever lived, was once trapped in a bath house by a dozen armed thugs. All he had was a towel and his, huge talent, and he routed those muggers down the street and out of town!