Wham, crunch and whoosh! Plug the data directly into your brain, and now you can do any martial art better than Bruce! And you were under the impression that it only happened in the movies!
Of course, since we don’t have the mainframe on line, and are not currently, cross your fingers, trapped in a matrix, we have to use other methods to accomplish the download. Let’s see, how about a magic potion, or maybe if you put the end of that firewire under your tongue. That didn’t seem to work, so let’s try this thing called Matrixing!
Most everybody know about Matrixing by now, and it seems liek everybody is using it to implant whole martial arts into their minds, but what’s the trick here? I mean, the mainframe really isn’t up and runninng line, so what’s the skinny on it all? how do we accomplish cranial downloads of the zip kind?
Logicis the source of this Matrixing thing. The martial arts have to be taken apart and put back together in some sort of logical pattern. Since the martial arts taught like a hyped up Chinese fire drill, this can be a difficult undertaking.
What you should understand, when taking your art apart for matrixing, is that the martial arts are taught by the slowest and most inefficient method of instruction on the planet, which is monkey see monkey do, which is. The techniques of the martial arts, you see, don’t have any relationship to one another, and are random strings of data, and it takes decades to memorize enough strings of data so that the whole thing can make sense. And when the mugger is at your door we all know that decades of instruction won’t cut it.
So, you make lists of your basics, put them all in order, simplest to most difficult, then the data is like a stream. Of course, the fact that the data is all mixed up, big, old conglomerations of multiple different arts all smushed together, doesn’t help. Obviously, we need a better solution.
What we need is a method for separating the data and putting in order according to art. If we can do that, then we can not only resolve our individual art, but start to mix and match all the arts, and still retain sense of what it is all about. Really, it’s just a big software problem, which, unfortunately, hasn’t been done before.
So, now you know what needs to be done if you wish to download data directly into your brain. To stream data, and not lose any due to confusion, that is the secret of learning the martial arts at vast speeds. And now you know the theory behind the Matrixing software that can download the martial arts, and a lot of other stuff besides, directly into your brain.
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